comickal: things that would not work

I assert, again, in this modern day, this method of approaching a woman Would Not Work. Would not even come close to working. In fact, I still believe that something like this would -- and should -- be the proper response to that sort of harrassment. (Also, apropos of nothing, this sounds just ridiculous even with the whole title. But awesomely ridiculous.)

Yes. Ew, indeed.

They would have if they could have.

...You know, I actually kind of wonder what the pressure would actually be. Not enough to find out myself, mind. Certainly not like that, anyway.

You know, it's not often you get to dishonor nine out of ten "commandments".

I understand the feeling.

I cannot tell you how many times I've wanted something like that. Only maybe unscented instead of apricotty.