No, doing all the work for your own party isn't fun, is it? In all honesty, I must say, I love that wallpaper. Scroll down past the comic, after, of course, reading and enjoying; you'll know which wallpaper I mean when you see it, trust me. (Moment of musical geekery: First thing I thought of when I hit the punchline was the song "Ain't No Party." No, not this one, but one makes do. Also, that is not remotely what the term "house party" means.)

...Oh, I don't THINK so!

"As far as I know."

(PROBABLY NOT WORKSAFE. REALLY.) I do not believe I have ever heard of anyone older than high school doing this. And I don't actually know anyone who will admit to having done it. I think it's an urban(ish) legend. But, given that situation, wouldn't you notice that nobody else was doing it? I mean, even if you're not looking, there are, shall we say, tell-tale sounds. Seriously, what an idiot.

I do not believe this is quite what is meant by modern piracy on the high seas.

...oh, dear god (or whoever), NO NO NO NO NO!

I will just point out that I have never, no not even once, said to someone "This is where we keep the filth." (Though, back around the time of the Meese report, one was sorely tempted...)

Wouldn't it be lovely if it were this easy?

This would be why I almost never allow applications to retain password data. You don't use it, you lose it. And then when you've lost it, you've really lost it. And then you lose it.

Well, DUH. What else would be the point of those moronic and transcendentally irritating ads?

...Please tell me that Cake n' Bacon is not a real ice cream flavor? Please? Lie to me if you have to, people! LIE TO ME!

And who could not use one of these?

There is, it turns out, more than one way of doing something very much like this. But, of course, there's always this sort of thing if you get tired of that.
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