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And this would be why humans invented doors. And round doorknobs that can only be operated by people with actual thumbs or thumblike devices. I will note, however, that this in no way diminishes the alarm-clock like capacity. It just means that there's a lot of flinging oneself at the door at the appropriate time in the morning. (Well, at the doorknob actually, but their aim wasn't the best.) Along with the sort of screaming that lets you know that THEY ARE GOING TO DIE, THEY ARE GOING TO PERISH OF THE HUNGER, RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT.
He would have been Semitic, actually, but the point is still kinda sorta relevant. Kinda. Sorta.
EW! EW EW EW EEEUUUWWW! That IS totally gross!
You know ... he probably doesn't enjoy movies like that much.
...Well, What would one do with ... that?
All I have to say is, this reminds me in a very weird way of fourth and fifth grade sex ed class. (Only, you know, without the wings and claws.) In the sense that they told you what would happen, without giving you the least idea of why or how you might want to do such a blamefool thing in the first place, so the image you had in your head wound up not bearing even the slightest relationship to reality. Though I suppose if puberty has actually announced itself, the "why" is becoming increasingly self-evident.
He would have been Semitic, actually, but the point is still kinda sorta relevant. Kinda. Sorta.
EW! EW EW EW EEEUUUWWW! That IS totally gross!
You know ... he probably doesn't enjoy movies like that much.
...Well, What would one do with ... that?
All I have to say is, this reminds me in a very weird way of fourth and fifth grade sex ed class. (Only, you know, without the wings and claws.) In the sense that they told you what would happen, without giving you the least idea of why or how you might want to do such a blamefool thing in the first place, so the image you had in your head wound up not bearing even the slightest relationship to reality. Though I suppose if puberty has actually announced itself, the "why" is becoming increasingly self-evident.
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