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So, if I may go back to my roots for a moment, I just wanted to note:
Crotchgate 2015 has begun!
(I figure at some point, someone will say, in all seriousness, "But that doesn't look ... Super enough." We'll all know what they meant. And someone will no doubt courteously refrain from pointing out that for the past several decades, he's basically worn a cup for no reason whatsoever apart from it made the line of his outfit look better.)
Not that I intend to read this or give it more thought than this -- (didn't need "The Dark Knight", "The Darker Knight" and certainly don't need "Extraordinarily Darkest Knight [now with dick outlines!]) -- but I do wonder how many times inside the thing Miller will lovingly draw the outline of the super peen against the super outer-undies. (Which technically shouldn't be that clear an outline because I'm prett sure the outer-undies are actually Outer and there's a bodysuit underneath them.)
And for your reading plaisir: Past Crotchgatey antics! (Note that these are all very old links, so every link to everything in those entries is likely broken, and I ain't going through to fix 'em.)
Crotchgate 2015 has begun!
(I figure at some point, someone will say, in all seriousness, "But that doesn't look ... Super enough." We'll all know what they meant. And someone will no doubt courteously refrain from pointing out that for the past several decades, he's basically worn a cup for no reason whatsoever apart from it made the line of his outfit look better.)
Not that I intend to read this or give it more thought than this -- (didn't need "The Dark Knight", "The Darker Knight" and certainly don't need "Extraordinarily Darkest Knight [now with dick outlines!]) -- but I do wonder how many times inside the thing Miller will lovingly draw the outline of the super peen against the super outer-undies. (Which technically shouldn't be that clear an outline because I'm prett sure the outer-undies are actually Outer and there's a bodysuit underneath them.)
And for your reading plaisir: Past Crotchgatey antics! (Note that these are all very old links, so every link to everything in those entries is likely broken, and I ain't going through to fix 'em.)
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In the most recent update, one of the shamans does a version of the superheroine twist. You know the twist -- you've all seen it. It's that very strange pose that women get drawn in so as to allow you to get nearly a full frontal shot of the cleavage and a full rear shot of the butt. You can see a version of the pose in the Madame Mirage cover to the left. Despite the severity of her pose (more about that in a sec), it's actually a comparatively mild twist; the butt just isn't that prominent. The shaman's pose in the latest update of Shades, seen to the right of this paragraph, is actually a more traditional Twist, if for somewhat different reasons. 
A more normal shot from the rear would keep you from being able to see the face, while a more normal shot from the front, even up high, would give you a lovely shot of shaman dingus. Problematic either way.
I really wonder what these people would have said about issue 3 of the first Bomb Queen story arc, wherein Bomb Queen and Ace Justice (the guy with his face between her legs in the picture) fight it out, and in the middle of everything, Bomb Queen's top gets ripped off -- it's built with the hole over the chest, like Power Girl's, so it really would come off quite a lot in fights, I think -- and then she points out that Ace Justice is, shall we say, happy to see her. And I don't mean that it's just an large bulge in the crotchal region, as in the above-linked piece and discussion, oh no no no! It's a lovingly detailed rendition of what an erection caught in tight spandex would look like (Ow, by the way), and manages to also make the point that both the observers -- those far enough away not to get blown up or caught in the overflow -- and the perpetrators are turned on by the violence. (In fact, right after one of her big fights, the Queen goes off and sexually assaults one of the people who commissioned Ace Justice to fight her.) Ace Justice doesn't have to be embarrassed about it too long, though; eventually, Bomb Queen sticks a bomb in his mouth, and that's the end of him.
