comickal (sort of): dark knight casting

All I have to say is: I saw the below headline, complete with subhead, in Zap2It's RSS feed, and my first thought was "Jake Gyllenhaal is going to be Christian Bale's new love interest? Whoa!" Because I kind of forgot he had a sister.

Gyllenhaal Replaces Holmes in 'Dark Knight' - Joins fellow new castmembers Ledger and Eckhart - Zap2it: Gyllenhaal Replaces Holmes in 'Dark Knight'
Joins fellow new castmembers Ledger and Eckhart

Maggie Gyllenhaal is close to a deal to join the cast of Warner Brothers' "Batman Begins" sequel, taking the part played by the departed Katie Holmes. As has been the case with amusing frequency recently, the industry trade papers are finally beginning to report on a news story that broke on the Internet weeks ago. Gyllenhaal is expected to take over Holmes' Rachel Dawes character, rather than becoming a new and distinct love interest for Christian Bale's Bruce Wayne in "The Dark Knight." [...]