comickal: doctor, doctor, tell me the news! ... ok, not THAT news.

Things you never want to hear a doctor say under those conditions.

..."dashing, vital and supple"? Well, that's certainly an interesting description.

Iron Man may be a total dick, but even he isn't always wrong.

"Just makin' movies."

Secrets of the universe, 30% off.

But surely there are enough there for, say, an appetizer or midnight snack!

I don't know ... strikes me more as a reason to stay in bed, really.