comickal: drinking rum and ...

It would make a very interesting Andrews Sister song.

I might actually read this. Just to see how on earth it would all come together. (Also: tried this. Only worked halfway.)

Well ... You can't say that the title's false advertising.

Ah, the joys of animal husbandry.

Well, very very properly speaking, it would be a-DOH-beh, not a-DOH-bee. But nobody ever says THAT.

Sadly, grievously, and most unfortunately, I understand that feeling.

So it seems that some superpowers are not an unequivocally good thing.

He's right about the pure evil, you know.

At least this would explain how I feel this week. (Also, I point out that according to Garth Ennis' Crossed, the impotence thing would not seem to be accurate ... though it doesn't seem to be a good way to transmit the disease.)

She lists alpacas but not camels? They practically invented the spitting! And the kicking! Just ask that guy from India in last week's Amazing Race!

But ... that's not how statistical mathiness works!

How ... interestingly tactless. And yet it turns out OK.

See, I just want them to make it Son of MacGyver so that Richard Dean Anderson can come in and save the day anyway. And then the kid can go off and have his own adventures without Dad. (Alternatively, if they must completely redo it, then the deadly mullet works just as well.)

..."my brain's arms"?