I'm sorry, but there just aren't enough virgins in Chicago (or volcanoes or volcano gods, for that matter) to have made this game possible. Down 4-0, win 5-4 primarily because Graffanino made an error on the simplest ball possible.
Could it be possible that the White Sox are the Baseball Gods' Anointed Ones this year? ... Nah. They'll find some way to tank. They are the White Sox. They are a Chicago baseball team. I have confidence. (Also, I would like not to live near Riot Central if they do manage to do well, thanks.)
(Mind, even though I don't hugely care if they win -- not hugely -- it does make me snicker at all the baseball pundits who were predicting a 4-0 Red Sox sweep. So let me be the 8,745,053rd person to say to them: NYEAH!)
Could it be possible that the White Sox are the Baseball Gods' Anointed Ones this year? ... Nah. They'll find some way to tank. They are the White Sox. They are a Chicago baseball team. I have confidence. (Also, I would like not to live near Riot Central if they do manage to do well, thanks.)
(Mind, even though I don't hugely care if they win -- not hugely -- it does make me snicker at all the baseball pundits who were predicting a 4-0 Red Sox sweep. So let me be the 8,745,053rd person to say to them: NYEAH!)