Oh. My. GAWD.

How to tell if your husband is gay - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review:

I don't even know what to say about this!

Well, except for this part:
There's something compelling about a married man having an affair with another man, says infidelity expert Ruth Houston and author of "Is He Cheating on You: 829 Telltale Signs."

Houston has put together a tip sheet on how to tell if that third wheel is a woman -- or a man: [...]

Q: How did you get to be an expert on infidelity?

A: Well, I've been researching infidelity for the past 13 years. I've interviewed cheaters, both male and female, victims of cheating, both male and female, marriage counselors, private investigators, divorce attorneys, anyone even remotely associated with cheating.

It started 13 years ago when I myself became a victim of infidelity and couldn't find the answers I needed. What started out as a fact-finding mission has become a way of life. That's all I do now...


That there is one of the saddest statements I've ever seen.




(Purely a side note: with the exception of the very religious guys who think that it's just wrong wrong wrong incredibly fascinating and WRONG! -- I know a whole lotta straight guys who are really clearly not gay, who are seriously into the butt sex. Especially -- although not always -- if it's not involving their very own butt. And given the vast quantity of straight porn out there featuring men having the butt sex with women, I'm by way of thinking that a strong interest in the aforementioned butt sex doesn't tell you a goddamned thing. Liking to do things with a woman's butt -- preferably with her enthusiastic participation -- does not intrinsically make you gay. It doesn't even make you gay if you're a man who likes to have your woman do the butt sex with Your Very Own Male Butt!

[True statistical fact: there are probably many more straight men out there getting freaky with their own butts than there are gay men doing the same. Why? Because there are far far more straight men out there! Do the math: if there are 150 million males in this country -- approximately -- and say 100 million of them are both old enough or young enough to be having sex. Of those 100 million males, maybe 5-10 million are primarily attracted to other men. That leaves 90 million straight guys out there. You have to figure that there are at least 5-10 million of them interested in sticking things up their butts. After all, it feels good, to those who like it, not because they're gay, but because they're male. It's the anatomy, not the preference. (Well, not THAT preference, anyway.) And there are gay men who -- HORRORS! -- do not like to participate in the butt sex with their very own butts! Really! It's a fact! Thus, more straight men than gay men likely involved with the butt sex, utilizing their very own butts. But I digress from my digression.] )

(Side note 2: possessing vast quantities of gayporn or busily visiting gay sites might be A Clew, I'll give her that one. But if your marriage sucks so much that you're stooping to snooping through his porn and his browser history, why on earth don't you just get a divorce? You don't have any trust left to speak of, one or the other of you would seem to be out of love, so why bother?)
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I have been reading your writing for years, Iain, and it still cracks me up whenever you discuss the butt sex. You have a descriptive flair with the butt sex.
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