Let's just be all vaguely presidential and get it out of the way, shall we? Let's shall.

Containing possibly the second best line in all of comics ever: "...if there were absolutely anything to be afraid of ... don't you think I would have worn pants?"

You tell him, big guy.

His long national nightmare is ended.

He would have if he could have, one suspects.

Ha. He only wishes. (Also, a nice little triple entendre in the title.)

A true fan would never have interrupted their viewing pleasures!

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You know, if it weren't for the fact that certain organs really don't bend that way when they're ... in use, shall we say (or not very easily), in that situation, there'd be a lot of that going around. Teenage indiscretions would be legion. As would some very interesting chastity belts.
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