random: a drinking song ... sort of

For reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, I HAVE TO GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!

So.

First, there's this:

And now: Ahem.

Who's drinking now?
Who's drinking now?
Whose liver's aching
from one more Mad Cow?
Who's turning blue?
Who's barfing too?
Just like you knew you'd do?

Right to the end
Just like a friend
I tried to warn you somehow
"Not one more drink!"
"...Ralf in the sink."
That's why you're not drinking now.

Right to the end
Just like a friend
I tried to warn you somehow
You drank away,
Now you must pay
I'll bet that you're sorry now

You want to know the really sad thing? That last verse? I changed TWO words. This is a really freakin' depressing song, let me tell you. I wonder if Connie Francis ever got to sing any songs that didn't sound like she was going to burst into tears at any second?