Actually, by most legal definitions today -- at least in the US -- it might be considered the result of a sexual assault, rather than a one-night stand. Or some sort of assault, anyway. The way the story's usually told, it's not as though there were any consent involved. (Or even being awake and/or aware at the time.)

Well ... at least one might aim for less public and mockable ways. (For those who might not quite understand that last panel: here, have some context. [And I had not realized how truly intensely creepy the guy had gotten.])

Who knew that so many elves were involved in that process? (Bonus link, just because: "E-Lec-Tricity! EeeeLecTricity!")
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