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So, if I may go back to my roots for a moment, I just wanted to note:
Crotchgate 2015 has begun!
(I figure at some point, someone will say, in all seriousness, "But that doesn't look ... Super enough." We'll all know what they meant. And someone will no doubt courteously refrain from pointing out that for the past several decades, he's basically worn a cup for no reason whatsoever apart from it made the line of his outfit look better.)
Not that I intend to read this or give it more thought than this -- (didn't need "The Dark Knight", "The Darker Knight" and certainly don't need "Extraordinarily Darkest Knight [now with dick outlines!]) -- but I do wonder how many times inside the thing Miller will lovingly draw the outline of the super peen against the super outer-undies. (Which technically shouldn't be that clear an outline because I'm prett sure the outer-undies are actually Outer and there's a bodysuit underneath them.)
And for your reading plaisir: Past Crotchgatey antics! (Note that these are all very old links, so every link to everything in those entries is likely broken, and I ain't going through to fix 'em.)
Crotchgate 2015 has begun!
(I figure at some point, someone will say, in all seriousness, "But that doesn't look ... Super enough." We'll all know what they meant. And someone will no doubt courteously refrain from pointing out that for the past several decades, he's basically worn a cup for no reason whatsoever apart from it made the line of his outfit look better.)
Not that I intend to read this or give it more thought than this -- (didn't need "The Dark Knight", "The Darker Knight" and certainly don't need "Extraordinarily Darkest Knight [now with dick outlines!]) -- but I do wonder how many times inside the thing Miller will lovingly draw the outline of the super peen against the super outer-undies. (Which technically shouldn't be that clear an outline because I'm prett sure the outer-undies are actually Outer and there's a bodysuit underneath them.)
And for your reading plaisir: Past Crotchgatey antics! (Note that these are all very old links, so every link to everything in those entries is likely broken, and I ain't going through to fix 'em.)
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