You know, I'd be willing to bet that someone out there had invented jalapeño jello. (HA! And I was right. Also, ew.)
Somehow, I have the vague feeling that this Doonesbury storyline (continues for four strips after the link) is going to lead to Captain Seabrook finding an inventive way to Not Tell while Not Being Asked. Don't ask me why; it just seems like it would be headed that way. Plus, also making a meta-commentary along the way about the incidence of sexual assault in the military, because Doonesbury is into the multitasking like that. (On the other hand, it could only be about the meta-commentary. In which case, of course, it would be commentary instead.)
...Well, that would be an effective punishment. For almost anything, really. (NB: You need to start here and go forward four strips for that last panel to make sense.)
Yes. Yes, it is.
This would explain why Illinois is considering legalizing medical marijuana. Again. (In order to prevent the act from actually getting, like, used or anything, the original Illinois act required the approval of two other state departments, including the Department of Human Services and the Illinois State Police, neither of whom was about to take the political heat for allowing legal marijuana.)
You wouldn't think that song would have survived a few centuries, now would you?
Is this anything like a flash mob?
I may be about to attend a comic book-based convention, but nothing -- and I do mean NOTHING -- could get me to do it in costume. (Except for, you know, wearing my Green Lantern ring because I always wanted one of those.)
"Coffee is the beverage of the nature lover." Very true. And that last panel is why I brew it at home every morning.
And, in conclusion, a lovely 80s earworm:
Somehow, I have the vague feeling that this Doonesbury storyline (continues for four strips after the link) is going to lead to Captain Seabrook finding an inventive way to Not Tell while Not Being Asked. Don't ask me why; it just seems like it would be headed that way. Plus, also making a meta-commentary along the way about the incidence of sexual assault in the military, because Doonesbury is into the multitasking like that. (On the other hand, it could only be about the meta-commentary. In which case, of course, it would be commentary instead.)
...Well, that would be an effective punishment. For almost anything, really. (NB: You need to start here and go forward four strips for that last panel to make sense.)
Yes. Yes, it is.
This would explain why Illinois is considering legalizing medical marijuana. Again. (In order to prevent the act from actually getting, like, used or anything, the original Illinois act required the approval of two other state departments, including the Department of Human Services and the Illinois State Police, neither of whom was about to take the political heat for allowing legal marijuana.)
You wouldn't think that song would have survived a few centuries, now would you?
Is this anything like a flash mob?
I may be about to attend a comic book-based convention, but nothing -- and I do mean NOTHING -- could get me to do it in costume. (Except for, you know, wearing my Green Lantern ring because I always wanted one of those.)
"Coffee is the beverage of the nature lover." Very true. And that last panel is why I brew it at home every morning.
And, in conclusion, a lovely 80s earworm:
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