Cincinnati, 24, Bears 7

[iainpj]

So perhaps the motto of da Bearsss this year will be "We don't entirely suck! (... every other week)." Because the giant sucking sound was heard this week, and it was not the good kind of giant sucking sound. (Unless, of course, you were on the Bengals, in which case you were very happy indeed.) The defense was mostly fine, but Orton, unfortunately, had a rookie quarterback kind of day, with ... well, I lost count at five interceptions, and kind of stopped paying attention at the sixth overall team turnover, so I have no idea how bad it got.