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All I want to know is, how many virgins did the White Sox have to sacrifice to the volcano gods to achieve that result? A team that hasn't been able to hit anything, including the broad side of a barn, the broad side of the freakin' stadium or anything remotely resembling a round object for the past month and a half suddenly turns into batting machines? The best hitting team in baseball can only manage two scrawny little runs? How in hell did THAT happen?
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