random: prince and snickers: it'll make you gay!

[iainpj]

Media Relations: prince and snickers: makes a boy gay! so very gay! gay gay gay!/ March 7, 2007:

You know ... I'll give them that thing with Prince (also known as "a former penist") and his guitar behind the sheet, up to a point. [...] That Snickers commercial, it turns out, was some high-concept gay porn! "Their lips met, their tongues obviously intertwine..." (One is at a loss to figure out how their tongues obviously intertwine around the candy bar between them -- the physics and anatomy alone would seem to be a bit daunting -- but clearly, one's eyes are just not as sharp as the person making the complaint.) The first mechanic "simulates an erection" with the candy bar. (... Actually, I can kind of see that one. Which would make that commercial FILTHY FILTHY FILTHY! oh so very FILTHY!) [...]